You have reached Joyce's site(im a fuckin guy by the way)This website will keep you up to date on all the happening things goin on in the city of East Saltoun and the mysterious folk that live there like the robertsons and the duffs.

The Robertsons

Due to a member of the family protesting about the pic and threatening to go to wullie carol i have decided to take the pic off.

This section gives you an insight to the family with the most peculiar shaped heads in scotland

The Duffs

Duff gets up for school

Now let me introduce you to the monkeys.In this section We'll find out the reasons as to why Stuart is retarded and many more interesting facts about these inbreds.

Dickies Section

Some how my dad has attained amazing popularity in recent years so ive dedicated a section towards him.Why is it you's worship jesus when you should be bowing down to Dickie.

Hoggy and his hair

I had to put up a section about this guy.He been sitting in his house since the summer holidays doing nothing but getting fat(ter).I will include photos in due time of hoggy and his hair.

ON GOINGS OUTSIDE OF SALTOUN

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Well nothing really changed in kwik save - the girls are still hingen,joel still talks pish,kevin is still a big fat bald faggot and duffs probably still jacking off in the toilets.Rumour has it that darren is actually not a ned.But thats just tv talking pish again!

hey doesnt this look like jules

Guess what yodas been up to???

Leagl Disclaimer:if anyone of the people who i borrowed pics from there site i will not remove it so screw you.ha ha ha ha ha ha